Great Attitudes…………….

-Doctor to Patient: Your liver is enlarged.

Patient to Doctor: Does that mean it has space for more whisky? (this is called positive thinking).

-A Man wrote to the bank: My cheque was returned with remarks ‘insufficient funds’. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank.’ (this is self-confidence at its peak).

-A mistake said to another mistake: I have learned so much from my mistakes, I am seriously thinking of making more mistakes. (this is called having dignified attitude).

-A sad man said to a happy man: Hey buddy, why are you always walking with a happy face and you are so full of happiness and are satisfied with life. Look at me always glum and not a smile on my face.

The happy man said: A happy person is not always in a good situation at all times…